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severingsnapes:

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inhalers:

being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs

That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing

arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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calleo:

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comfycunt:

i’ve never reblogged a more perfect photoset

Wait, what do you mean Twilight and Twinklight are different things?

I don’t think any of you understand how hilarious Edward Penishands is.

He has two giant dildos that start at his forearms.

At one point he tries to eat spaghetti with them.

It’s possibly the best scene from any movie ever.

(Source: viekastv)